This year, I decided I was going to be a wicked minx and make you sh*t your pants.
Since it is now obvious you have become an expert at sitting by the clock till twelve midnight - competing with Boobo to be the first to call, watching out for blog posts, supporting the airtime giveaways and being the thief that you are; soliciting for your cut even when you supplied the codes.
The plan was to hand your son over to you in some grand gesture then be like "all I want for my birthday this year is Zoey's album". Seeing how it has taken you almost three years to get it from the elusive photographer, I was certain you'd make it work this time.
Rather than dwell on things I cannot have, I've been asked to make a list; of positive things that either made me happy or I am grateful for.
I guess I'd give it a shot.
1. Two amazing children that are healthy and cute
2. All the days I was a happily married woman
3.
Started writing the list yesterday and haven't still been able to move past number 3.
A lot of hurt could have been avoided if you stayed a while longer.
I guess it will be continued someday but for now, one and two will do.
Wish you were here
- Sketch
