Bugs to taste

You can not begin to imagine the disappointment I felt after having successfully devised a way of keeping "bole" hot for longer, I set the table before me armed with a chilled sachet of pure water and my trusty blackberry phone (to snap my food before eating it; this seems to have taken the place of prayers before meals) only to pop open a "brand new" bottle of ketchup and jump back in surprise as winged insects scuttled out.

The seriously "9jan" part of me wanted to use a spoon to remove the insects and continue eating but the health wary me who couldn't figure out how live insects got into a sealed bottle of ketchup decided to close the bottle back, insects and all and eat my bole "without" t'was a sad evening for me me and my bole I tell you.

I promised to wow all and sundry with my next post but due to cases that involve casting out demons, shining my eye's and stalking men, me and my pc have been having an estranged relationship.

All this will change ( hopefully -gulp)

The idea of Salt, Lime and Stranger things is to (aside from that which the name implies) try out different flavors, mix to match, say whats on my mind and on the minds of those who dare to think it.

I am 1st an African, among other things so do not expect me to shun where I am from.
On occasion, I could decide to be a boy or a girl depending on my mood, nothing do me, na me get my mouth.





- Oseyi