Paper or Plastic?

One of these day's I'd build up the nerve to go the store beside the shop where I grind tomatoes in the market and ask if they have 2 dozen pregnant flies, a tortoise's first dream or the eye balls of virgin frogs.
I mean, for a "spiritual shop" I would not expect any less from them.
It wouldn't surprise me if they have a working POS machine on the premises and the attendant asks me if I'd like the pregnant flies wrapped in paper or plastic.

But until I grow a second pair of kidney that would enable me work the liver to allow me walk into a "juju" store, I guess I'd keep walking past said store and wondering what else they have in stock.

Oh! And how many of the people I have come across so far patronize them .


Today's lessons:

1. Garri Ijebu and stew will never pass for a satisfying plate of "swallow".

2. When the love of your life introduces you as "my er- friend" you can be certain that you are on a very "long thing".

3. Never fart in the staff room when there are less than 2 persons present (or it is likely that you will not be by yourself in the staff room for long).

4. The person that came up with the idea of "if you miss someone, call" was on some sort of cheap high.


I believe soon, Nigeria would be ours. You can either agree with me or go and hug transformer.

What did you do today?

- Oseyi